It’s Friday and I have letters!
Dear Friday: Once again you’re back and I can’t believe it. This week was quite interesting and I’m kind of sad to see it end. Dear S: Did you really wake me up at 2AM this morning by calling three times and then hung up in my face? Why yes sir, I was indeed knocked out at that time. I work on Fridays so the middle-of-the-night booty calls aren’t going to get answered. Dear Amazon: Thank you for always have the cell accessories I need. This matte screen protector is just what I needed for my new phone. Dear new iPhone: I don’t know why I didn’t get a 64GB when I got my last one but I should have. I kept getting that dreaded phone’s getting full messages and I knew I just had to get something else. I was fully prepared to just get a 64GB 5S, but was encouraged to go all the way and upgrade to a 6 or 6S. I chose the 6 because the 6S is just too big, and I’m so happy I did. I love this friggin’ thing. Dear J. Cole & Tidal: Thank you for last week’s concert. Tidal, please keep exclusives like this coming. Dear HighTower Deli: I don’t know what I did before you guys moved in here. Thank you for so many delicious options for breakfast and lunch. Take all my money! Dear Justin Timberlake: Thank you for you wonderful Southern accent. Because of that we get to use the “It’s Gonna Be May” memes every year. I even made a DubSmash video and posted it on my Instagram account. Check it out!