12 times Hallmark made me wish I was in a relationship

Hallmark has started running Christmas movies 24 hours a day and I love it! We only have a few more weeks left in the year and this is truly my favorite time of the year. ABC Family doesn’t start their ’25 Days of Christmas’ until the December 1st, but we can always count on Hallmark getting the party started a little bit early with uber cheesy, unrealistic Christmas love stories. Well, this weekend I randomly woke up at 2AM on Saturday morning and when I realized that I wasn’t going back to sleep any time soon I turned on the Hallmark channel and got sucked in. I don’t know what it is, but watching these Hallmark movies brings out my inner romantic and makes me, and makes me wish that finding love was as simple as getting on a bus from here to New York City and find a ruggedly handsome cowboy. In fact, that’s what I texted my friends and I got the following responses.

I realize y’all can’t see Ryan’s first message, but she and Meg had the same reaction and Kam & Marc had the same reaction. I love my friends, according to Marc I have good people on both sides of the argument. It’s kind of hard not to feel that way when the following movies are on:

My niece and nephew could have royals on their paternal side and lets say I take them to visit that side of their family and fall in love with their uncle…who just so happens to be a PRINCE!

Or maybe I don’t want to be actual royalty, just American royalty. Well then I could become a reporter and purposely get stranded in a snowy town and fall in love with a man who’s family wants him to be the next senator, but who has a secret desire to be a novelist.

Or let’s say that I was in a relationship, but wasn’t happy, I could hop on a bus from here to New York City and meet a ruggedly handsome cowboy on his way to a rodeo. I’m not sure why this rodeo would be in December, but hey whatever works for them.

I could become a veterinarian and get fired, meet a handsome firefighter who flips homes on the side and falls in love with him while our cats fall in love too.

I know I’ll never be an elf, but if I was Santa could send me down to nanny some children and fall in love with their single uncle while bringing the Christmas spirit back to the family.

I could run a Christmas hat store and win over corporate and the heart of the new manager they brought in.

Or I could be the new management that’s brought in and fall in love with the old manager.

I could bring a fake fiance home and end up falling in love with him. There are actually a few Hallmark movies about this.

I could find Santa’s ‘Naughty or Nice’ book and that could open me up and make things better in my relationship and life.

The mother from ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ could set me up. Look at Dawson!!

Or I could marry Santa, like literally marry Santa.

What do y’all think? I can’t be the only one thinking like this, or else they wouldn’t keep making these types of movies, right? What about y’all?

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